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You can't find the end of the tape roll. Eight friends can't choose a restaurant. Your phone call has been ending for nine minutes. You don't need a generalist. You need a specialist, and you need them now.

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A confident consultant points at a restaurant menu while eight friends look at him in a warm restaurant

Case study: the table of eight

Eight friends. One group chat. Forty-seven messages, three "I don't mind, you choose" and a vegetarian who had not yet spoken. Our consultant intervened at 7:42 pm.

  1. Ban the phrase "I'm easy, whatever you want".
  2. Eliminate any place that "might be nice but who knows".
  3. Ask the vegetarian first. Always ask the vegetarian first.
  4. Announce the choice with total confidence. Never look back.

Table booked at 7:51 pm. Everybody had the risotto.

What clients say

★★★★★
She found the end of the tape in under a second. I cried a little. I am not ashamed.Satisfied imaginary client, tape owner
★★★★★
For the first time in my life, I said "right, I'll let you go" and the call actually ended.Imaginary client, recovering long talker
★★★★☆
He folded my fitted sheet perfectly. One star off because he would not tell me how.Imaginary client, still confused